Wednesday, July 20, 2005

I think hor, after going through uni first year, i begin to develop a more analytical mind... i think deeper, and yet wider.... yeah that's good yeah. One of the great tots i have is :

I looked up at the sky... and wah lan eh bloody hot sia. Then i thought about global warming, what's the true reason for global warming? CO2 CO SO2 causing global warming... maybe true, but i think it's more like a plot by the US to jerk up oil prices. There MUST be another reason...

then i looked at the street, then i saw this hot girl... wah damn hot lar, make me feel hot also...

THAT'S IT!

HOT GIRLS are the problem... they go out onto the streets scantily clad, guys see already, heart pumping, adrenalin running, brain juice overflowing with "what-if"s, and so body temperature rise... and to lust is man, so every man's temperature rise... and women see already also jealous, rise also.... global warming!

and the story doesn't end here... can you see it's a viscous cycle? hot girls are the one causing the global warming... temperatures rise, and this gives them more reason to wear less... you see that? haiz... so i appeal to all hot girls, think bout the penguins at the North pole...

uni education does work

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